I've had a lot of opportunities come my way as a boob expert. A 34 D, for example, appears completely different from a 36 D. I was completely ignorant! I mistook the letter 'D' for anything. I have a ton of learning ahead of me. Audrey has 36 D breasts, which are really attractive. I had no idea she was going to take it in the ass because she was so innocent-looking, quiet, and sweet! I exclaimed, "AH! " She was raped at the rear of Traditional Ink, a hipster tattoo parlor in Los Angeles. Even if LA isn't particularly cool, I think tattoos are kind of cool. But there's no denying Audrey Elson is cool. And her breasts are too.