Parody
Every night, Evan Stone would enter the neighborhood tavern without a shirt on and would relentlessly make out with every bartender. He was intolerable to everyone but Dana DeArmond. She was enamored with his outrageous antics, for whatever reason! As they say, there is a person out there for everyone, and when that person is found, they engage in anal intercourse with them in a restroom. Really, it's a true romance!
