i called a gardener to tend my plants but he had to eat me for his technique to work.

I hired a gardener to take care of my plants, but his method didn't work unless he ate me. (br>My friend suggested that I get my sick plants taken care of by a very different gardener. However, his plan to save the plants also involves the plant's owner, therefore in order to accomplish that, he must force the owner to milk him directly and fresh.