The Shutdown

Anyone who has spent the last month in close proximity to a newspaper, television, or website is aware of the wretched mess that politicians have created by shutting down the government and forcing people out of employment. Talon has been under a lot of stress as a result of witnessing his stock portfolio collapse every time a credit agency makes a threat to downgrade US debt. Relying on the reliable services of the British, specifically Nuru's own blonde Brit beauty Sienna Day, is the quickest method to release that strain! The next time someone brings up the debt ceiling or furlough, every American should remember her enormous tits, soft hands, seductive accent, and sperm covered belly!