Gaping Butthole Photo Shoot, Scene #01

I had a somewhat unsuccessful concept. I was adamant about taking pictures of myself with a gaping butthole so I could use them for a movie box cover. However, a few businesses informed me that gaping buttholes are not permitted on box covers. Whatever. Trying was absolutely enjoyable! I recorded the entire event on camera, so you may view it and perhaps attempt to snap your own embarrassing butthole picture in the future.