Even though I was wearing a see-through fishnet dress to my friend's party, I was unable to get laid for some reason. I ran to the bathroom to fuck myself after I lost all hope. When I saw James Deen jerking off to a yoga magazine on the toilet, it was just fate. It seems that at the party, he was experiencing the same issue. We were two lustful individuals in a large bathroom, thus the most sensible next step in this scenario was anal intercourse.